This is a toss-off post, really. But should be amusing.
In Dallas, when I was ready for things to move from talking to action, I’d say (like many escorts) “Would you like to get comfortable?” One day a client sitting on the couch in my incall said in perfect sincerity and innocence “I already am, thank you.”
I took his hand to lead him where I wanted him to go. And I stopped asking the question.
More recently, a client in Vegas, new to gambling, told me that he’d played Russian Roulette but didn’t like it because he kept losing.
The roulette played on the main floor of Vegas casinos is not Russian, no matter how painful it is to lose.